Where do I start?
I waited three days and there wasn't a credible resurrection. (I actually waited three days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds because I wasn't sure of the rules.) He did appear in a
tree stump and as a
ghost on Larry King, but many would agree that he remains deceased.
Then I waited for the memorial. Some moments were genuine and touching. Mostly it was a clusterfuck of opportunism. Some real tears. Some that looked planned, forced and/or odd.
Planned, forced and odd: The
Jackson brothers all each wearing one white glove? That was fucking stupid the first time around MJ did it. (Okay. I'm biased. We'll let that one go.)
Odd: Al Sharpton: "I want his children to know there was nothing strange about your daddy, it was strange what your daddy had to deal with.” Really? You can't think of anything slightly strange about Michael Jackson? The glove.
Bubbles (abandoned after puberty like many of his other friends - to be fair, apes are not pets - and especially not for kids. But he could have checked into this before the adoption. His
appearance changes, apparently caused by puberty, into his forties? (
See this video for his "people change as they grow up" explanation among other more disturbing accusations and revelations.) His confessions that
he had"sleep overs" with kids, that, while may or may not had been illegal, should have forced any honorable father to smash this guy's face in. (Is it okay for a 40 year old man to invite a 12-year old over, feed him alcohol,
show him porn, and sleep in is room okay? Not on my planet!)
Thousands of fans saying things like, "He was authentic. He spoke to me." Really!? Of all the things you can say about the guy, "personal connection" is one of them? Seriously? He was one of the most disconnected people on the planet. Is this
projection? More likely it's a case of people loving his music (and dancing...the whole package) and wanting to make a connection. But this connection can't be real. Look at his life....and the rest of our lives. Who ends up in a solid brass, 14 carat
gold coffin that looks like a butter chicken heater? Any connection is superficial at best.
And Lionel Richie. Is that it's own category?
Then I was waiting for the burial. But I just heard his brain has been removed.
WTF!? Where do I take this?
I'll let it take itself. More after the autopsy.
(What a fucking shit show!)